"I Don't Watch P*rn" Beaded Bookmark

''I Don't Watch Porn. I Read It Like a F*cking Lady.''

• Don't lose your place in that torrid tome of yours!
• Fun beaded bookmark features a floral design and is embellished with gloss highlights.
• Attached: A silky matching tassel with a hand-selected accent bead.
• Bookmark is printed on sturdy, smooth-finish card stock.
• A bonus on the back: A handy printed ruler in inches and centimeters.
• Bookmark measures 2-1/2'' wide x 7-1/8'' high.
• Bookmark is encased in a protective transparent plastic sleeve.
• Warning: Choking hazard, small parts. Not for children under 3 years.